Post by Jacoby Jerston on Aug 30, 2007 22:21:54 GMT -5
So I have a knack for randomly leaving my friends pointless comments to either annoy them or cheer them up.. Here you go Nii, you can see them now
and everyone else, watch out, you may be next.
Megan:
Hey Buttkisser,
So I'm sitting right beside you at the moment thinking of some way to annoy you, but I dont know how I'm going to accomplish that yet. So now I'm just so bored that I'm going to sit here and write a long comment for you. Well it might not be that long but its long in my mind. And what is it going to be filled with? Well anything random. So do you ever ask yourself any weird questions? Like how do fighter pilots pee? well you and I already know that. Why arent sheep pink? They'd look like cotton candy then. Why do they call it a lisp? If you have a lisp you cant say that at all, it comes out sounding funny, trust me I know. Why is it that the good singers are afraid to sing, but those who cant sing belt it all out at any moment in the day? and the even stranger question, Why am I asking these. Even I dont know the answer to that and the only thing I can come up with is that I'm bored and I want you to have to read this whole thing. And oh yes, you will lose some brain cells while trying to read this. So have fun, and remember to only kiss the best butt.
-Your fellow buttkisser.
Courtney:
If you have already checked your messages you will see that Ben and I have conspired against you. Yes we are now the government and we are out to annoy you to death. This is what you get with two insomniacs that cant sleep.. muahahahahaha.. and now for the randomness.. you have to read all of it because I will be sitting next to you at the time and you will be in trouble if you dont. so bahahahahahahaha
So tell me, why are sheep not pink, they could look like cotton candy then.. that would be sweet.. cotton candy on legs.. I'd be one skinny fat kid from chasing those damn things around..
Who invented the spinny chair? I want to meet him.. he is now my hero for providing me with simple entertainment with the only fall back being me falling over once I am done spinning.
why do you put up with us? We really love to annoy you, but hey it is somewhat entertaining isnt it?
Well I can tell you for us non sleepers it is entertaining because we are so out of it we dont know what the hell we are doing.
Who came up with the names of the colors? What if red was actually blue and blue was actually pink? ever think about that?
Why do old people drive slow.. Ben still hasnt figured it out..
In Mooch's words.. Why do they have so many words to describe an ammount? Couple-two, Few-three, several-four or more.. why not one word?
and Ben wants to know: why do midgets float in teh air when they are made of flowers of steel?
Most of all.. I want to know.. Did you actually read all of this? I will quiz you.. I swear..hehe
Ben:
you know.. it becomes hard, even for my random crazy mind, to think of random things to ramble on about in a comment meant to either entertain or annoy, depends on how you feel about it.. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I used all of my good rambling powers on that comment for Courtney... damn her right? haha
So.. what to ramble about?
Well when I look to my right, there are oreos.. yummy yummy oreos.. They are very tasty and basically what I've been living off of for the past week thanks to my houses lack of food.
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a pillow made of that creamy filling.. It seems like it would be soft.
Hell lets make my entire room an oreo.. Chocolate walls, fluffy stuff bed... That would be heaven.. But then I would end up eating the bed because of the lack of food and I would get fat and no one would be able to get me out of the room.
But no worries.. Its tradition, once you eat the cream, you eat the rest of the cookie, which means I'd be devouring the walls next.. That would mean no one would have to worry about getting me out of the room, pretty soon there would be no room left, it'd just be air and chocolate crumbs, but I would eat the crumbs to because by then I'd be overly fat and would eat just about anything.
But then that ruins this whole thing.. I want an oreo room and I just end up fat.. Funny how things work huh?
Mmmm I want some oreos
Hope you understood the latest ramblings of Cassie that make absolutely no sense unless you are just as crazy as I am.
Panda:
Hey guess what! I wanted to tell you that this is a comment.. Thats right, its a comment, dont believe me? then keep reading.
The fact that its here in your comment area should be a dead hint that this is in fact a comment.
To get to this you had to click on a little link that said you have comments, so that says that this is in fact a comment.
Now this isnt like your usual comments. Dont believe that? well I can prove that too.
Not once have I said "Hey, Whats up?".. well I hadnt said it until now and I didnt say it in a way that usually gets an answer..
So that just tells you that this is one really pointless comment who's sole purpose was to convince you that this was a comment.
Nice right?
Ooo, I just saw a pink sheep.. Cotton candy on legs! Must chase after it now. Hope you had fun reading this pointless thing.
The names are the people who recieved them.
and everyone else, watch out, you may be next.
Megan:
Hey Buttkisser,
So I'm sitting right beside you at the moment thinking of some way to annoy you, but I dont know how I'm going to accomplish that yet. So now I'm just so bored that I'm going to sit here and write a long comment for you. Well it might not be that long but its long in my mind. And what is it going to be filled with? Well anything random. So do you ever ask yourself any weird questions? Like how do fighter pilots pee? well you and I already know that. Why arent sheep pink? They'd look like cotton candy then. Why do they call it a lisp? If you have a lisp you cant say that at all, it comes out sounding funny, trust me I know. Why is it that the good singers are afraid to sing, but those who cant sing belt it all out at any moment in the day? and the even stranger question, Why am I asking these. Even I dont know the answer to that and the only thing I can come up with is that I'm bored and I want you to have to read this whole thing. And oh yes, you will lose some brain cells while trying to read this. So have fun, and remember to only kiss the best butt.
-Your fellow buttkisser.
Courtney:
If you have already checked your messages you will see that Ben and I have conspired against you. Yes we are now the government and we are out to annoy you to death. This is what you get with two insomniacs that cant sleep.. muahahahahaha.. and now for the randomness.. you have to read all of it because I will be sitting next to you at the time and you will be in trouble if you dont. so bahahahahahahaha
So tell me, why are sheep not pink, they could look like cotton candy then.. that would be sweet.. cotton candy on legs.. I'd be one skinny fat kid from chasing those damn things around..
Who invented the spinny chair? I want to meet him.. he is now my hero for providing me with simple entertainment with the only fall back being me falling over once I am done spinning.
why do you put up with us? We really love to annoy you, but hey it is somewhat entertaining isnt it?
Well I can tell you for us non sleepers it is entertaining because we are so out of it we dont know what the hell we are doing.
Who came up with the names of the colors? What if red was actually blue and blue was actually pink? ever think about that?
Why do old people drive slow.. Ben still hasnt figured it out..
In Mooch's words.. Why do they have so many words to describe an ammount? Couple-two, Few-three, several-four or more.. why not one word?
and Ben wants to know: why do midgets float in teh air when they are made of flowers of steel?
Most of all.. I want to know.. Did you actually read all of this? I will quiz you.. I swear..hehe
Ben:
you know.. it becomes hard, even for my random crazy mind, to think of random things to ramble on about in a comment meant to either entertain or annoy, depends on how you feel about it.. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I used all of my good rambling powers on that comment for Courtney... damn her right? haha
So.. what to ramble about?
Well when I look to my right, there are oreos.. yummy yummy oreos.. They are very tasty and basically what I've been living off of for the past week thanks to my houses lack of food.
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a pillow made of that creamy filling.. It seems like it would be soft.
Hell lets make my entire room an oreo.. Chocolate walls, fluffy stuff bed... That would be heaven.. But then I would end up eating the bed because of the lack of food and I would get fat and no one would be able to get me out of the room.
But no worries.. Its tradition, once you eat the cream, you eat the rest of the cookie, which means I'd be devouring the walls next.. That would mean no one would have to worry about getting me out of the room, pretty soon there would be no room left, it'd just be air and chocolate crumbs, but I would eat the crumbs to because by then I'd be overly fat and would eat just about anything.
But then that ruins this whole thing.. I want an oreo room and I just end up fat.. Funny how things work huh?
Mmmm I want some oreos
Hope you understood the latest ramblings of Cassie that make absolutely no sense unless you are just as crazy as I am.
Panda:
Hey guess what! I wanted to tell you that this is a comment.. Thats right, its a comment, dont believe me? then keep reading.
The fact that its here in your comment area should be a dead hint that this is in fact a comment.
To get to this you had to click on a little link that said you have comments, so that says that this is in fact a comment.
Now this isnt like your usual comments. Dont believe that? well I can prove that too.
Not once have I said "Hey, Whats up?".. well I hadnt said it until now and I didnt say it in a way that usually gets an answer..
So that just tells you that this is one really pointless comment who's sole purpose was to convince you that this was a comment.
Nice right?
Ooo, I just saw a pink sheep.. Cotton candy on legs! Must chase after it now. Hope you had fun reading this pointless thing.
The names are the people who recieved them.
